Hey you, screaming at the fan next to you for cheering too loudly.
Shut up. You’re not the fucking mayor, asshole. The guys next to you paid for seats too. If they want to cheer, they can. If they want to tell the other team they suck, they can.
You paid for a ticket. You have a reasonable expectation to watch the game from your seat without someone infringing on your space or viewing experience.
Its not a playground. If you’re worried about someone chanting ‘sucks’, take your fucking yuppie spawn to a library.
People will chant and cheer and rave and scream. Welcome to the show.
The line is drawn at obscene vulgarity, physical provocation or insulting other fans.
I do believe if you rep your colors on the road, you need to be ready to hear “WHATEVER JERSEY YOUR WEARING SUCKS” certainly. But lobbing a beer? Catching an elbow? Unacceptable.
It’s a sport. You aren’t an athlete. You get into a fight you should go to jail.
Another thing: You yell anything out during either anthem other than the words, the guards should throw you out on your ass.
WHAT ELSE IM BITCHING ABOUT:
Comic books (Teen Titans, Flash and Aquaman were good this week) as was wrestling. I’m entertained.
What I’m not entertained by? Being 5 games out at the allstar break!
My interview with Ted Starkey goes up tomo on PuckBuddys. Interview with Adam Proteau will follow thereafter. Working on collaborations with InTheFade, Ally of Hey Y’all Hockey and Yotes Gurl. I’m stoked. Lots on tap.
Keep reading, lets go Islanders and FUCK YOU CHARLES WANG.
Royal Rumble time, bitches. IM OUT.