Ah, the Ottawa Condom wrappers.
Real talk here, Ottawa. Why is Alfredsson “one of the classiest men in the NHL”? Am i the only person that remembers this? Really?
Glad you never won a cup. Nice fake banners from the cro magnon period, Sens.
ON TO THE RECAPPING.
The first period: Whistle Whistle Whistle. Isles Shot. Whistle. Lather rinse repeat.
Second period: Whistle. baack and forth play. Isles power play. Nada. Sens PP. No Sale. Isles PP… Sens Shorty by some guy just before end of period. MOTHERFUCKER. I think i rebroke my toe kicking my desk.
THE FINAL STANZA (MAYBE): MATTYYY (WHO DA MAN, GINA? YOU THE MAN…)….MARTIN! From MV-PA.
Teams trade chances. Another big Isles PK. Tavares and Okposo get posts.
Alfie still a bitch.
To OOOVVERRTTIMME (THE FINAL, FINAL STANZA):
EATON. LOL. EATON. IN HIS 600th GAME. FIRST GOAL IN 121 games. From Jurcina. Backhand spinorama. Of Course! Obvious goal is obvious.
Secondary helper to MV-PA.
ISLES 2, SENS 1 final.
Suck it, Alfie.